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Croco: As we gather here at Curious' funeral. We bid farewell to...

Voice: WAIT!  *Steps out of the shadows to reveal it's Curious* I believe my funeral may be a tad bit premature.

Wolfen: This is impossible! We saw you die!

Curious: THat's just what my evil twin sister wanted you to think!

Curious Evil Twin Sister: *pops out of the coffin, identical to Curious except a strangely well groomed mustache*  You always ruin my fun sister!

Kitty: I...you know what...I'm not even gonna try.

Curious: Yes.  My evil twin sister.  She planned to fake her death so that when the funeral was over she could collect on my life insurance policy!!!

Adreanne: but...but how?  How could she slip this by me? and how could she get away with it while you were still alive?

Curious: It's obvious.  YOU! Adreanne were working with her!  As for how she planned to pull it off...I was put into an irreversable COMA!!!!  Knowing I'd never wake up, she hid me away and faked this funeral...she almost got away with it if it wasn't for...

Voice: ME!!! *reveals a man identical to me but wearing blue armor*

Kate: Robert?

voice: No...I am not Robert.  I am Robert's identical twin, killed as an infant but brought back to life by the time portal!  My name is Anthony.

Mentor: *stands up* As long as we are making confessions...Croco...I am your real father.

Croco: What it can't be true?

Wolfen:  It is true son. You see...Mentor posed as me while I was suffering from...AMNESIA!!!

Kronos: I also have a confession.

Templeton: LORD KRONOS! SIR!  It's an honor...

Kronos: You no longer have to call me that for I am...*Pulls off fake skin to reveal Deva.*

Asura: brother? but you were dead!!!

Deva: Yes but I too was brought back to life by the time portal that restored Anthony...and for a millenia, I spent setting up the TBI so that I could seek my revenge on you!!! Kate!!!

Kate: wha?
If you don't find this incredibly stupid and zany and most likely a complete waste of your time...you're probably not reading it.
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HowlsInTheDistance Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Genius! Pure genius!!! :iconsatokolaughplz:
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ProfesorTempleton Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013
xD, reminds me of the High school AU I'm working on.
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:iconthe-real-wolf-spider:
High School AU?
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ProfesorTempleton Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013
Alternate universe with the characters set in a high school, it usually is also a non-powered setting.
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Based off the Cardboard Chronicles? I think I could imagine who some of the characters are. Wolfen would be the principle. Croco the assistant principle. Mentor would be a teacher. Asura would be the dark-clothe wearing groundskeeper who may or may not be a serial murderer. Any of those close to correct?
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ProfesorTempleton Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013
Yes, except Asura is actually the creepy nearby old drop-out who may or may not be selling kids drugs.

Templeton is the history professor.
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:iconthe-real-wolf-spider:
Interesting. What part does my character play?
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ProfesorTempleton Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013
He is the gym teacher, and is trying to teach Curious how to be a star athlete, because she has potential. He later on dies in an effort to disarm a school shooter.
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HowlsInTheDistance Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ooh I can't wait to see this AU... ^_^ So then Kitty must be the exchange student who quickly befriends Curious?
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Heh. I had bet on either gym teacher or local Martial Arts instructor that Curious went to train with.

Did I at least manage to get the gun away from the shooter before I succumbed to blood loss?
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ProfesorTempleton Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013
Also, pre-mature, not immature.
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CuriousSpinnyFan Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013
All of the insane soap opera cliche's combined into one scene.....WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?!?
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:iconthe-real-wolf-spider:
I must have lost my mind when I was poisoned by my own son who I killed 200 hundred years prior.
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HowlsInTheDistance Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You forgot to include a love triangle though. Clearly Kate and Zodi are fighting over wolf.spider's affection. :P
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:iconthe-real-wolf-spider:
I like to think that I had the burden of being that teacher that everyone loved and eventually it drove one student insane where she came into the school convinced that if she killed my wife and the students "closer" to me that I would fall in love with her and that's how I ended up dying while stepping in front of a bullet and disarming her...but that may just be my hero complex kicking in.
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HowlsInTheDistance Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Wait is this the soap opera, or the high school AU?
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:iconthe-real-wolf-spider:
The high school...though I suppose some of this could apply to the soap opera. heh.
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Wynterhawke07 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:? :chainsaw:
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:iconthe-real-wolf-spider:
Murderous intent? It worked even better than I had hoped. Or was that directed at Deva?
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Wynterhawke07 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:shakefish:
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