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The Greatest Love Story ever told.

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*Witness a story of epic proportions*

Asura:  BIGGER! BIGGER! BIIIIGGGGEERRR!!

*Watch as two wayward souls find solace in each others arms.*

Scylla: *Touching Asura's face.*  I knew the moment I swallowed your arm that we weren't meant to be together.

*flashforward*

Asura:  I burnt down that town for you.

Scylla: Aww...you arranged the corpses into a heart.

*Gasp as love desperately holds on against all odds.*

Scylla: You're evil and heartless...but I just can't quit you.

*And cry yourself to sleep as tragedy strikes.*

Scylla:  You can't go he'll kill you if you do!

Asura: *Taking Scylla into his arms* I have to.  Even if I have to spend an eternity without you...it will be worth it to know that you'll be safe.

*Starring Asura and Scylla in....

Love Monsters

Now available in 4-D.*

*Elsewhere*

Templeton: *Wearing 4-D glasses and tears streaking down his face* Oh god it's so sad.  Hang on Asura buddy.  I'm coming to rescue you!
Let the shipping resume.

Edit: To any of you seeing this who have no idea what's going on. It's something of an inside joke.
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 Will it have the scene where Scylla is perched on the head of Cthulu with her arms outstretched and 'flying' as Asura helps lean her forward as the Elder God crashes through a sea of blood and untold numbers of humanity...?

Or is that in the sequel?

; D

::Aka applause too!:: ; D